Meatball Sandwiches |
Unfortunately you can’t just call the Fire Department when
you have a food disaster. Instead you need to call on your
ingenuity. Hunger is a great motivator. Just ask my brother, who
filed this report.
“I was preparing my dinner, having gotten
out the three left-over meatballs (from the previous night's
‘spaghetti and meatballs’ dinner), the spaghetti sauce, the mozzarella cheese
and the last bun that was in the house. I had just finished
toasting the bun and was in the process of moving it from the toaster-oven to a
pan. There I intended to add the meatballs, sauce and cheese before
reinserting the whole concoction into the toaster-oven for a few minutes, at
the "top brown" setting, so as to melt the cheese and warm everything
up.
“But, rather than taking the pan to the
toasted roll, I hastily tried to move the roll to the pan on the other side
of the sink. That's when "the disaster" occurred. The
burning-hot roll fell out of my hand and into the sink, landing in a container
full of water. I was, not surprisingly, very upset. This was the
only roll available for making my all-day-long-looked-forward-to meatball
sandwich.
“My first emergency plan, namely, to dry
out the soaked roll by baking it for a while, had to be scrapped when I noticed
that the container soaking in the sink was filled with very soapy water.
Thus, if I waited an hour for the roll to dry out I would have removed the
water from it but, alas, not the soap, and that was not a
flavor which would have complemented my savory collation in the
slightest. Hence, I needed to get inventive. So I mashed up the
meatballs, pretty much returning them to their original ground-beef
consistency, liberally spread the tomato sauce over the meat, placed several
slices of mozzarella cheese on top and broiled everything for several
minutes. The result: a very enjoyable meal which I called ‘Pasta-less
Lasagna!’"
That’s a lot better than my disaster yesterday with black
beans. I filled up a pot with water, added 1 cup dried black beans, put
the gas flame on low and set the timer for 2 hours. I left the kitchen,
didn’t hear the timer ring and returned 3 hours later to a pot of charred black
beans. That was a 10 out of 10 disaster, maybe even an 11 out of 10
because I had to throw the beans and the pot away. I
must remember to take the timer with me next time I leave something cooking.
Sometimes cooking disasters can have a positive result in
the future. I discovered the value of lining a layer cake pan with wax paper or parchment paper when I couldn’t
extract a layer from the pan without breaking it. Now I know better.
I learned from experience that baby octopus takes less than
5 minutes to cook, unless you like eating rubber bands.
Grilled Baby Octopus |
The good thing
about disasters is that you discover something new. The bad thing is that
the possibilities for disasters are never-ending.
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